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>> jay: mariachi el bronx. i want to thank my guests megan fox, michel hazanavicius and of course ♪
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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- "late night with jimmy fallon." tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: oh, tonight's going to be good. you can feel it. [ cheers and applause ] tonight's going to be good. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we're happy to have you here. hey, guys, last night was the 84th annual academy awards. and listen to this -- the ratings were up 4% from last year. or as angelina jolie's legs put it, you're welcome. [ laughter ] yep, after the oscars last night, everyone was talking about how angelina jolie showed off her leg. which explains why the dog from "the artist" kept hitting on it at the after party. hey -- at the age of 82, christopher plummer became the oldest person to win an oscar. [ cheers and applause ] 82-years-old. it's been a big year for plummer. earlier this month, his testicles received a s.a.g. award. isn't that -- [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: yeah. a big year for him.
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>> steve: i thought he had that award in the bag? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but then whoever gave him that award, they got sacked. [ laughter ] >> steve: i heard he got testy about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, if you got the balls, you got to do it. you know. [ laughter ] >> steve: yeah, yeah, yeah. done. >> jimmy: done, right? i can't think of anymore references. [ laughs ] hey, happy birthday to justin bieber who turns 18-years-old this week. he is our man. he is our buddy. [ applause ] could you tell he's growing up, because today, he took down all his justin bieber posters. [ laughter ] [ voice cracking ] i don't like him anymore. i don't like him. [ laughter ] here's some election news. rick santorum's campaign apparently sponsored a car in the daytona 500 today. mitt romney actually sponsored a car, too. take a look at this. i think it's the one in the middle. [ laughter ] >> steve: nice. stretch -- stretch. stretch limo.
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>> jimmy: that is a stretch. did hear about christopher plummer? >> steve: no, what happened? [ laughter ] what about him? >> jimmy: never mind. hey -- i was just reading about this -- bill nye the science guy is suing his ex-girlfriend for more than $50,000 in legal bills. legal experts were shocked, they were like, "bill nye the science guy had a girlfriend?" [ laughter ] what? did you guys hear this? there was apparently an electrical fire today at fenway park, home of the boston red sox. it was weird, instead of calling 911, boston fans just heckled the fire until it left. [ laughter ] [ boston accent ] "hey, fire, you're not as hot as you think you are!" [ laughter ] you can't burn my clothes, they're flame retardant." [ laughter ] and finally, president obama recently changed his position on super pacs, allowing his campaign to take more money from wealthy donors. you know, i was going to make a joke about this story but i don't think it needs a joke, i think it needs to be slow jammed.
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you know what i'm talking about, tariq? [ cheers and applause ] >> absolutely. you said you want to slow jam this news? >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. i want to slow jam the news. and i'm not the only one. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello i'm brian williams of "nbc nightly news," also the host of "rock center" right here on nbc and i too want to slow jam this news. >> jimmy: hit me three times! ♪ >> after years of insisting they undermine our very democracy, president obama recently changed course in regards to super pacs, political action committees which can independently raise unlimited funds for a candidate. >> jimmy: awww yeah. [ laughter ] sounds like the president goes both ways on this issue. [ laughter ] i ain't mad.
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ain't nothing wrong with a campaign getting an insertion of back-door cash -- but be careful. when corporations pay for favors, they expect you to put out -- policies that they like. nasty. ♪ corporate money is used for attacking so obama changes stance to show he's -- super packing ♪ [ laughter ] >> now, for his part, president obama claims he would be at a huge financial disadvantage if he runs against the gop challenger who's already been taking in millions from these super pacs. >> jimmy: mm-mm-mm. take it from my man brilliams. obama's relationship with super pacs is finally consensual. corporate sugar daddies now have permission to get all permissionary, and leave a few million dollars on the night stand, you dig? [ laughter ] ♪ corporations in politics is a dangerous game like chris brown reuniting with oh, nah-nah ♪
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♪ what's her name [ cheers and applause ] >> although the supreme court paved the way for these super pacs, some democrats assert the president should stand by his initial opinion that unlimited corporate money could erode the foundation of our democracy. >> jimmy: you ain't lying bri-bri will-willz. [ laughter ] there's so many singles getting tucked into the candidates' g-strings, the super pacs are getting super freaky. ♪ it's a super pac super pac they're super packing ♪ >> yow! [ cheers and applause ] now, despite the barrage of criticism, the president maintains he's got to accept the reality of these super pacs if he wants the battle for the white house to be a fair fight. >> jimmy: i can't believe you came up here talking about super packages bri will.i.am. you keep that kinky stuff on "rock central." besides, we all know when it comes to super pacs, you love to give.
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[ music stops ] >> i don't give, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, so you receive? [ laughter ] >> you know what, you're a mess, jimmy. >> jimmy: you kinky, brian williams. ♪ it's better to give than receive ♪ ♪ >> super pacs are making this year's election dicey. >> jimmy: the cost of being a pac-man and getting super pricy. ♪ the money is flowing the war chests are going but is this the way u.s.a should keep going ♪ ♪ will more money decide which man voters choose and that -- is how -- we slow jam the news ♪ >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: come on, brian williams, right there! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ brian williams, slow jamming the news. we got a big show tonight. she is one of our favorites and
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she's the star of "the good wife." julianna margulies is here. [ cheers and applause ] this guy's got two movies coming out. it's always fun having him stop by. seann william scott is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] also, to kick off bruce springsteen week here on "late night" -- [ cheers and applause ] the one -- the only -- bruce springsteen and the e street band! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] he's got a new album out called "wrecking ball." it's out on tuesday. it's got rock, it's got soul. this is just believable. rehearsals were off the chain today. i mean, this -- i mean, seriously, you guys are going to get rocked out of your chairs. if you're at home, i wouldn't even wear pants, because they will be blown off. [ laughter ] i don't know what that means. i want to thank the folks over at budweiser, by the way, for sponsoring springsteen week and making it all possible. [ cheers and applause ] we couldn't do it without you guys. thank you, budweiser. there it is, "wrecking ball." oh, my gosh this is just awesome.
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you guys, as many of you know, we do our show from the historic studio 6b here in 30 rockefeller plaza. and over the years, the studio has been used for tons of different shows. everything from the texaco star theater to the news. but we recently found out that our studio used to be home to a video dating service from the 80s called "cupid's arrow." and we found one of the old tapes and i have a feeling some of these guys might still be available. take a look. ♪ >> hello, i'm james spage. and i very much hope that i get the chance to lay with you and make love. [ laughter ] >> i parked my snowmobile outside. is that okay? [ laughter ] what's up? my name is chiz, aka the dip, aka, your future lover. [ laughter ]
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>> my name is brushton pouch, and i'm brushton pouch. ♪ >> a first date with albert mansfield is a night to remember. we can do a little role playing. we can play naughty nephew. we can play who put their hands in the cake batter? we can play, uh oh, go outside, the pigeons is fighting again. [ laughter ] we can play, oh, wait a second if that ain't your dog and that ain't my dog, who dog is that and why is he in the kitchen? [ laughter ] >> i started exercising, but i found it put an uncomfortable strain on some of my body parts. [ laughter ] >> being a singer in a band is what i've always wanted to do -- hi ya. i'm the lead singer of a band called "chris" and we get out on the floor and it is like -- ♪ roller girl you want to get your wheels off roller girl, you've got to get your deals on ♪ >> i'm at my peak state arousal in the springtime. ♪ couple skate couple skate everybody wants to couple skate m ♪ grab your girl or
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grab your guy everybody wants to be real fly ♪ ♪ now roller skate and go ♪ >> some interesting things about me. four years ago, my right eye began to shrink. [ laughter ] ♪ and slow around left only please left only please left only please ♪ ♪ fall down get up a tailbone hurts ouch ♪ stuff like that. [ laughter ] >> when you ride with me on the arctic cat you put your arms around my waist, you will feel -- you will feel the power of the dip. you will feel the power -- i have a seventh ab. [ laughter ] seven-pack. ♪ >> i have a 12-foot milk snake that i usually wear to the beach around my neck. it is kind of a great conversation. >> next part of the evening, you and i are gonna walk over to the hudson river, roll up our pants legs, put our feet in and play the game i love called catch a fish with your feet. [ laughter ] put our feet in, and try to
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catch a fish. it's fun. oh, got him. got one. got it. that's fun. [ laughter ] >> give me a call. i would be so happy to meet you. ♪ >> i'm here to love you, full throttle. vroom! >> flip three, flip three, flip four, flip five, flip six, flip -- land, get off. hi, nice to meet you, could i take your daughter out? i don't care. [ laughter ] >> thank you for watching my video. my name is james spage. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stick around, we'll be right back with julianna margulies, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy, golden globe, and s.a.g. award-winning actress for her
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starring role on cbs's hit show "the good wife." please welcome back to the show, the lovely, the talented, julianna margulies. ♪ ♪ you be my wife i treat you nice we will make love whenever i like ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you look gorgeous as always. >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much for coming back to the show. >> thank you for having me on such a fabulous night. >> jimmy: it's a fun night. it's a little springsteen time. a little -- >> just a wee little springsteen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: e street band. "wrecking ball." "wrecking ball." i was thinking, that was the only way he probably says it. bruce, what do you call the album? "wrecking ball!" [ laughter ] >> it's good, i like it. >> jimmy: "wrecking ball." [ laughs ] i just feel like i talk like him when i -- that's not how he talks. >> that is not really -- >> jimmy: it's really just how he talks in concert. >> maybe it is how you feel. >> jimmy: yeah, well, i've seen him, i go "hey, bruce." he goes, "how you doing?" [ laughter ]
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>> i -- i am a -- i haven't been to many concerts in my life. >> jimmy: you're not -- you're not a concert -- ? >> i'm a horrible claustrophobe in a concert hall. >> jimmy: you've never seen bruce live? >> no, i've seen him live just for benefits, but you know, like, four songs. i've never actually gone to a bruce concert, so tonight, i get to sit and just watch. and then i'm not worried about getting trampled. >> jimmy: yeah, or getting your pants blown off, because that might happen tonight. there is a warning that has been given earlier. [ laughs ] so awesome and rocking. >> really? >> jimmy: killer, yeah. >> i'm glad i wore pants and not a skirt then. >> jimmy: yeah, no, yeah, they're going to fly right off. >> excellent. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's going to be time. no problem. >> excellent, that's cool. i'm good with that. >> jimmy: usually you're here after the emmys, because we usually meet at the emmys and then -- >> and then we have a really fun night, and then we show up the next day at work. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: we fly hungover and -- >> yeah, no i thought i would mix it up a little bit. >> jimmy: yeah. did you watch the oscars last night? >> i -- i did. i did watch the oscars. i wasn't going to because i had a 5:00 a.m. pickup this morning for work, and you know, they go on -- >> jimmy: it's a long show. >> -- for a long time. >> jimmy: did you make it through? >> i made it through because i had to see who won best actress. >> jimmy: yes.
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>> and -- but it used to be best actress then best director then best actor then best movie and they waited and waited. >> jimmy: it was a weird order. >> so it was such a weird order. >> jimmy: it was so weird. i didn't even know what they were giving out, and just clapping, going what is this again? hey, it's sound editing, of course. i didn't know. >> but, anyway, and i got -- i was really excited that meryl streep won. i'm a huge fan. >> jimmy: me, too. i like meryl streep. [ cheers and applause ] she's the greatest. so sweet and good and humble and fun. >> what pisses me off about people who have a thing about meryl streep winning is, like, well, she, you know, again? it's like, well, that's her job. like she does it really well. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: she kicks butt, yeah. >> and so why are you angry that she does a great accent? like, i never understand why people -- oh another accent. >> jimmy: oh, another home run? yeah he hits home runs. what are you going to do? [ laughter ] now, look, springsteen's here tonight. and i was just talking about concerts and you don't really go. but this is -- have you ever been to a concert? >> i went -- i went to a prince concert in madison square garden, which was unbelievable. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> i couldn't sit down. and literally, and i was talked into going, and i was like, "it's such a big arena and
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there's going to be a lot of people and i won't be able to get out." and i really have a fear of getting trampled. i must have heard about it when i was a kid. >> jimmy: i've been to parties with you. you dance, you have a good time, you sing. >> yeah, but that's a party, that's not like 100,000 people tramping to get the first exit out to get the taxi, you know what i mean? it just gives me a panic attack. because prince, i couldn't sit still. i just danced the whole time and it was amazing and then i sat and waited until everyone left. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the last person in the garden? >> you know what -- yeah i was like, i've been dancing all night, i'm tired, i'm going to just sit this one out and i just -- [ laughs ] -- and i just sat. they were like, you okay? i'm good, i'm good. go -- no, go. and i waited. >> jimmy: i did tell you my prince story? >> what? >> jimmy: so i go see prince, and chris rock goes, "you've never saw prince?" and he goes "i can't believe you're talking to me right now, you have to see prince live." >> it is amazing. >> jimmy: bruce, prince, you've got to see both. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so, i go, okay. so i go see prince, quest love takes me. so, i go with quest love, and at the end of the concert they go,
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"prince wants to you get on stage and dance." [ gasps ] and i go, "oh, no, no, no." [ laughter ] he's never seen me dance. like, no, you don't want me to do this. they go, "oh he would love it." get over here." he'd love it, he'd really want you." i go, "no, tell him thank you so much." and i, "no, i'd rather not, i'm just going to enjoy the show." they go, "okay." the show goes on, two more songs come on, they're amazing. somebody comes over, they go, "would you like to get on stage and prince would really -- i'm one of prince's managers, he would love for you to get on stage and dance at the end of the show, they have people go on stage." i go, "no, thank you so much." [ laughter ] i'm just enjoying the show. it is great. after the end of the show, quest love -- i see quest love and he goes, "come on, let's go." i go, "i'm not getting up." he goes, "come on, let's go." he grabs my hand, i go on stage -- he gets behind the drum set and i'm by myself dancing. [ laughter ] and like prince, me -- and i'm going at the garden and it's like the worst thing, i'm so embarrassed and mad. >> prince wasn't even on stage? >> jimmy: he wasn't on stage. prince left, he was in a car, he was in a limousine. [ laughter ] he was in a purple limousine.
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[ laughter ] >> and you were left? >> jimmy: it was a nightmare. >> doing the white man dance. >> jimmy: it was a white man dance by myself. [ laughs ] people in the audience are like, "no!" they're going, "stop doing this." this is so lame. quest love wouldn't even look at me, no. >> that's not nice. when you kind of go like, courteney cox being pulled out in that bruce springsteen video that made her famous. >> jimmy: yeah, i definitely was her. i kind of -- in the weirdest way -- yeah and i was 2012. yeah. so, it was like -- really? it was not cute at all. it was bad. >> i wish i had been there. i would have gotten up and danced with you. >> jimmy: you would've? >> i would. >> jimmy: i appreciate that. how is josh charles doing? >> josh charles is awesome. >> jimmy: we love him. >> we love him. and everyone's really worried, because on the show, a couple -- two weeks ago, he gets disbarred, and he goes home and so literally, people are stopping now the street -- my in-laws were calling. is josh charles not on the show anymore? did they get rid of josh charles? he can't practice law. what is he going to do? it's become this huge -- [ laughter ] i'm like, relax, yeah. you know, there's other story lines. >> jimmy: it's a good story line. we'll figure it out. >> he's going to weave his way back in. we are all good. he is no the going anywhere. >> jimmy: but there's like, guest stars, you are getting the
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best guest stars? >> the best. i just worked all last week with matthew perry. he's coming on. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> and he is awesome. >> jimmy: we love matthew perry. >> and, i mean, charles s. dutton, and the people that come to this show is crazy. i just worked with michael j. fox again. >> jimmy: gosh! >> so, he is coming back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's fantastic. he was great on the show. amy sedaris. >> and amy sedaris, who is -- makes me sad, because i don't really have any scenes with her, so, we're sort of ships passing in the night. >> jimmy: she's funny, though. >> she does all these great scenes with alan cumming and the two of them together. her thing that she does, and it's just the crew just gets picked up, because we work, you know, long days and it's nice to have someone come in and make you laugh. >> jimmy: gosh. >> so, she'll do a scene, you know, we rehearse for five seconds and she will do the rehearsal with, you know, they do the lines back and forth and she goes, "and then she goes and sits down on a chair." [ laughs ] and literally, every time there's a stage direction -- >> jimmy: she'll read it. >> -- she reads it out loud as if it was totally seriously. >> jimmy: like that's her line. >> as if that's her line. >> jimmy: and then she grabs a mug and takes a sip of water. >> right. >> jimmy: except it's vodka. either way. [ laughter ] >> yes, but she is great.
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everybody has been -- we're very lucky. we have the best of the best. >> jimmy: you really are fun people. everyone that come on the show we love. i want to show a clip of "the good wife." it's you and josh charles this is -- [ gasps ] -- this is him saying good-bye -- right? i just want to leave it -- it's a cliffhanger. >> it's a cliffhanger. >> jimmy: it's a cliffhanger. >> no, they've -- anyone can watch this. they've already seen it, so we're not ruining anything. >> jimmy: i know, but i'm just saying. >> okay, yes, but -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if you want to write some e-mails, get on the twitter. is he disbarred? what's he going to do. [ laughter ] ♪ >> burning the midnight oil, even on your last day? >> i thought could i squeeze out one last billable hour. >> any idea what you're going to do? >> maybe write a rock opera. [ laughs ] there hasn't been a decent one since "the wall." >> i'm sure it will be great. >> i don't think pink floyd has anything to worry about. >> well, if there's anything you need -- >> i'm good. but thanks. ♪
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follow diane's lead, alicia. you'll do fine. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, it's great. he's a good guy. >> jimmy: he's a good dude, you guys are great together. a good show. "the good wife" airs sundays at 9:00 p.m. on cbs. julianna margulies, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] seann william scott is next. come on back! ♪
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>> jimmy: our next guest this evening is a talented actor, whose new hockey comedy "goon" is currently available on demand and opens in theatres march 30th. you can also see him and the great "american pie" cast in "american reunion," which is in theatres april 6th. please welcome back to the show seann william scott! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: seann william scott. how are you? >> i'm doing great. >> jimmy: thank you for coming back to our show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i appreciate it, man. you got some -- two great movies out -- or coming out. i mean, you got -- "goon" is out now but then you have "american reunion," which is -- the "american pie" kids all came back together. >> we're back, baby. >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh yeah, that's right. >> julianna: jason biggs was on our show, yeah. >> that's right. >> jimmy: oh, was he? >> he's a great guy. >> everyone's on the show. i never got invited to go on "the good wife." >> yeah, me neither. [ laughter ] i'm joking. >> jimmy: but -- no, you got every one. you got biggsy. >> yeah.
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everybody -- everybody from the first movies back -- small parts and everything. it's -- and the movie is fantastic. >> jimmy: i heard you're hilarious of in it. what is the -- what is the plot of this one? >> [ clears throat ] well, it's a high school reunion so -- you know, we were trying to figure out, you know, a way to get everybody back and -- and i hadn't seen -- you know, i mean, i love "grosse point blank" but -- which is a high school reunion film, in a way -- but i thought, "this is perfect. to get everybody back. they're coming --" you know, everybody can relate to that. >> jimmy: what is stifler up to? [ laughs ] he can't even say it. >> stifler -- he's regressed a little bit. you know, everybody around him has changed but he just can't -- he can't conform to society. [ light laughter ] that's the most intelligent way that i could actually explain it. >> jimmy: he can't conform? >> no. no. he's kind of gone off the deep end. but the movie is so funny. we had a -- we had a screening for it, like a couple week weeks ago and -- and i thought the movie was gonna be great because we had such a great time filming it but i was watching and it was awesome. but i went with my mom and -- [ laughter ] i don't know what i was thinking. >> jimmy: why would you do that? yeah, you can't -- you can't -- >> it was really awkward but then -- but then there was -- the weirdest part is in the
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film -- i don't know if jason told you this but he shows his ding-dong in the movie. [ laughter ] he does -- >> julianna: he did not share that information. >> jimmy: is that a technical term? >> i mean, well, i don't know what to say. >> jimmy: technical term? >> but the weird thing is that my mom -- my mom goes, "is that really his penis?" [ laughter ] and it was so weird for me first of all, to hear her say "penis." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "mom, you can't say that world!" >> i know. i was just like -- and then, it was weird -- i was like, "wait a second. i've eaten dog poo in a movie." you know, "i've gotten peed on. i ate --" >> jimmy: you were in all the "american pie," movies, mom. yeah, yeah. >> i drank beer with jizz. you know, i got anal prostate ejaculation -- but, for some reason, this was the weirdest thing is for my mom to talk about jason biggs' penis. and it was like -- as if she'd seen it before. [ laughter ] and i was like, "why are you so interested in his penis?" yeah. >> jimmy: so are you -- >> it was a really weird experience. >> julianna: did she think it was a prosthetic? >> what? >> julianna: did she say -- what is it -- like, when she said, "is that really his penis," did she assume it was a fake? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know. well, hopefully you're not giving anything away, there but it's -- full-on biggsy, huh? >> yeah, yeah.
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his front bottom's all over it. >> jimmy: yeah, is that right? so jason -- biggs? [ laughter ] >> dude -- >> jimmy: jason average? >> yeah, he's -- yeah. he's a good size. >> jimmy: all right -- [ laughter ] >> what am i supposed to say? it's so weird. >> jimmy: all right. now, i know it's weird. but look -- let's talk about "goon." "goon," you can get right now -- on demand. >> yeah, yeah, >> jimmy: and it's in theatres march 30th. >> 30th. yeah, it's a great film, too. >> jimmy: this is a hockey movie? >> yeah, it's totally different. it's a hockey fight comedy. it's kind of like "fight club" meets "slapshot." but jay baruchel, who is a great actor and evan goldberg, they've -- a great writer -- they worked together with apatow films in -- >> jimmy: oh, that's right, yeah. >> "pineapple express" and "superbad." so the comedy is awesome in it, but it's got a lotta heart, a lot of violence. liev schreiber is in it. and i get to play a totally different character. like a -- a nice guy. >> jimmy: hey, that's pretty good. that's getting -- >> and you see jason biggs' penis in it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that's not true. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's not true. >> julianna: on ice. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but you -- you --
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on ice. thank you, julianna. [ laughter ] but you've been screening it for hockey players, right? >> yeah, yeah. they -- >> jimmy: different hockey clubs? >> they love it. >> jimmy: and they're digging it? >> yeah because, you know -- the -- the guys who made the film are just -- you know, it's like a love letter to hockey. and if you don't dig hockey, you know, it's just a great film but yeah, the hockey players are loving it. >> jimmy: did you play hockey growing up? 'cause you're from minnesota, right? >> yeah, i'm terrible. [ laughter ] awful. >> jimmy: that's why it's good to be an actor, right? >> yeah, yeah. i played basketball, baseball and football because i was just so bad at skating but then, in the wintertime, i'd go see my buddies play hockey -- not so much that i was trying to support them but they got all the cute girls, you know? so -- and not that -- we got cute girls too but we also had some girls that looked like guys watching our basketball game. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah? >> who've now grown up to be super hot. it's one of those things. >> jimmy: either way, you don't know that then, though. no, no, no. >> no, no. if i had known -- well -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] so, is "goon" a term? should i know what that means or no? >> i guess so. like i said, i don't know much about hockey. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's like --
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i think -- like a derogatory, like -- term for, like, an enforcer. a guy who, you know, is out there just to -- >> jimmy: just to knock people out? >> to fight, yeah. >> jimmy: are you a fighter? are you -- did you grow up fighting? >> i -- well, no, i was like -- i was a pretty sweet kid, surprisingly. i was -- like, they call me "church boy," you know? [ laughter ] >> julianna: sorry? >> yeah, i know, right? >> jimmy: they called you 'church boy"? >> yeah, i didn't swear much, you know? or anything. like, i went to church and stuff. but then, when i played sports, the devil came out. like i was just awful. like all of -- my friends' moms -- they were just, like, freaked out. i just got really like angry. i was like the tasmanian devil. >> jimmy: what happened? did you have, like, issues or -- [ laughter ] >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you just let it out when it got to -- on the field? >> i was like really protective of my friends and maybe it was, like, too much church. i don't know. [ laughter ] i just -- went nuts, you know? so it's kinda similar to the character that i play in my -- the character goes crazy on people. >> jimmy: you just -- 'cause well, i'm glad you got to channel some inner rage for this movie, "goon." >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show everybody a clip of
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seann william scott in "goon." check this out. >> now you're actually gonna let this guy join the team? >> you know you're not joining you the -- mousecapades, right, buddy? >> you're trying out for the -- the -- what -- the -- 'capades. >> spit it out. you're a big boy. use your big boy words. uh, uh. [ groans ] [ whistle ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: church boy! there he is. church boy. seann william scott's movie "goon" is available on demand right now. bruce springsteen performs next, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ >> steve: tonight's musical performance is brought to you by budweiser. >> jimmy: oh, can you feel it everybody? can you feel it? [ cheers and applause ] our next guests are one of the most legendary bands in rock 'n' roll. their new album "wrecking ball" will be out on march 6th. here to kick off a special week with the song, "we take care of our own," please welcome
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bruce springsteen and the e street band! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i've been knockin' on the door that holds the throne i've been lookin' for the map that leads me home ♪ ♪ i've been stumblin' on
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good hearts turned to stone the road of good intentions has gone dry as a bone ♪ ♪ we take care of our own we take care of our own wherever this flag's flown we take care of our own ♪ ♪ from chicago to new orleans from the muscle to the bone ♪ ♪ from the shotgun shack to the superdome we yelled "help" but the cavalry stayed home ♪ ♪ there ain't no one hearing the bugle blown ♪ ♪ we take care of our own we take care of our own wherever this flag's flown we take care of our own ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. here with the title track from the upcoming album "wrecking ball" -- comes out march 6th. you can preorder on itunes right now. once again, bruce springsteen and the e street band! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i was raised out of steel here in the swamps of jersey some misty years ago through the mud and the beer ♪ ♪ and the blood and the cheers i've seen champions come and go ♪ ♪ so if you got the guts mister ♪ ♪ yeah if you've got the balls if you think it's your time then ♪ ♪ step to the line and bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball
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bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ come on and take your best shot let me see what you've got ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ now my home's here in these meadowlands where mosquitoes grow big as airplanes ♪ ♪ here where the blood is spilled the arena's filled and giants play the games ♪ ♪ so raise up your glasses and let me hear your voices call ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ because tonight all the dead are here so bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball bring on your
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wrecking ball ♪ ♪ come on and take your best shot let me see what you've got ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ one, two a one, two, three, four ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah, we know that come tomorrow none of this will be here ♪ ♪ so hold tight to your anger hold tight to your anger hold tight to your anger ♪
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♪ and don't fall to your fears ♪ ♪ ♪ now when all this steel and these stories when they drift away to rust ♪ ♪ and all our youth and beauty it's been given to the dust ♪ ♪ and the game has been decided and we're burning down the clock ♪ ♪ and all our little victories and glories have turned into parking lots ♪ ♪ when your best hopes and desires are scattered to the wind
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and hard times come ♪ ♪ and hard times go and hard times come and hard times go and hard times come ♪ ♪ and hard times go and hard times come and hard times go and hard times come ♪ ♪ and hard times go yeah, just to come again ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ let me see what you've got take your best shot ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ come on, you wrecking ball bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ come on and take your best shot let me see what you've got ♪ ♪ bring on your
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wrecking ball ♪ ♪ one, two a one, two, three, four ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ ♪ bring on your wrecking ball bring on your wrecking ball ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh wrecking ball ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bruce springsteen and the e street band. tune in all week long for more special performances, including bruce and the band, here again on friday. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ]
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